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Thu Sep 4
Eli is Michael Phelps
Jeff and I were watching the opening game and I noticed how much eli manning looks like michael phelps. Apparently i’m not the only one.
OMG jeffrock: Should this be funny? Because I think it’s hilarious.

OMG

jeffrock:

Should this be funny? Because I think it’s hilarious.

oh my

I clicked on the button where you can see who is following your tumblog and i am being followed by Spillyourguts. People can post anonymously about stuff there. Some of them are amazing.

Such as….

i cheated on my boyfriend with my best friend jon. and i don’t regret it at all. and just so you know THE SEX WAS GREAT! i would do it again.

I’m not an alcoholic, but sometimes I get it. I just had a nine and a half hour day at work in which my basic human needs were severely neglected (food, urination) and then had a tiff with my roommate. There has never been a time that I’ve been so glad I picked up that random bottle of Lambic.

I am embarrassed by my mother’s racist, judgmental and downtrodden nature.

I love her but don’t really want to be around her.

I was working on my coagulation cases and I needed a refresher on Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, a bacterial disease transmitted by ticks. It is abbreviated RMSF. So that’s what i googled. Instead I got www.rmsf.org.

Which stands for Rubber Men of San Francisco Bay… I’ll let you figure out what that’s all about.

Wed Sep 3
liar… i think of more creative ways to torture the cat. jeffrock: Shortly after, Emily turned on the faucet. It wasn’t a pretty sight.

liar… i think of more creative ways to torture the cat.

jeffrock:

Shortly after, Emily turned on the faucet. It wasn’t a pretty sight.
Tue Sep 2
I agree. Although I think it is more of an exponential relationship rather a direct proportion. jeffrock: indexed: Or just pray it doesn’t happen to you.

I agree. Although I think it is more of an exponential relationship rather a direct proportion.

jeffrock:

indexed: Or just pray it doesn’t happen to you.
Fri Aug 29

list of annoying things about hospitals…

1. It is my opinion that ONLY MD’s should wear long white coats. They are ubiquitous here at MCV. RN’s, Tech’s even environmental services ( aka Housekeeping) wear long coats.

2. I spend at least an hour of my day riding in elevators. PLEASE let the passengers off the thing before you try to barge in with your cart, trashcan, or big fat ass.

Thu Aug 28
Yay! Hooter. jeffrock: Ah, the life.

Yay! Hooter.

jeffrock:

Ah, the life.
Jeff Rock thinks he’s awesome bc 1000 people are now following his site. Glad i’m around to deflate his ego.
Wed Aug 27

Threadless...

I HATE businesses that do not allow you to contact them by phone. Dammit I do not want to wait for you to possibly answer my question in 3-5 businesses days. I may think twice about buying a T-shirt from you again trendy T-shirt seller Threadless… Don’t you have a bunch of hippie interns at your disposal you could use for this or are you so pseudocorporate that you are far too busy trying to be as uncontactable as eBay that you cannot be seen answering telephones.